On This Day a Blog Was Born

And here's how it happened (via IM in case you're wondering):

MAXWELLEDISON: So what shall we call our blog?
BufordTJustice: LaughOrFuckOff
MAXWELLEDISON: Not bad, not right though
BufordTJustice: PeaceOrFuckOff?
MAXWELLEDISON: Peace or fuck off is good! I like that. What was that from?

MAXWELLEDISON: Oh, I said that!
BufordTJustice: During a strange game of Trivial Pursuit
MAXWELLEDISON: Are there any non-strange games?
BufordTJustice: I don't think so
MAXWELLEDISON: We can't call it that though cuz it won't register the name.
BufordTJustice: FUCK!

MAXWELLEDISON: Peace or fuck off - I can almost hear the question.
MAXWELLEDISON: It had something to do with Richard Nixon I think.
BufordTJustice: Nope
MAXWELLEDISON: Then what?
BufordTJustice: "What is the slogan imprinted on the book that Statue of Liberty is carrying?"

MAXWELLEDISON: NICE!
MAXWELLEDISON: That's it. You have a mind like a weasel stealing food.
MAXWELLEDISON: Or like a squirrel trying not to be boiled.
BufordTJustice: I like the squirrels metaphor

MAXWELLEDISON: Alright - first topic: Chick Actors (cuz I can't spell actresses) that you would marry.
BufordTJustice: Have to be alive? Or could they be them in their prime?
MAXWELLEDISON: Alive, you want to put it to some bag of bones? Do that on your own time, freak.
BufordTJustice: That's billable time, yo!
MAXWELLEDISON: Yeah, I'm glad you're getting paid for it.
BufordTJustice: I'll start ... how about Naomi Watts
MAXWELLEDISON: Is that the black model or the chick from King Kong?
BufordTJustice: King Kong
BufordTJustice: Naomi Campbell is the model
MAXWELLEDISON: Ah, got it.

MAXWELLEDISON: I'm all about Elisabeth Shue.
MAXWELLEDISON: I would kill you to marry her.
BufordTJustice: Haven't seen her lately
MAXWELLEDISON: I would kill you just for fun, but I think she'd be impressed.
BufordTJustice: Its possible that I wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick
MAXWELLEDISON: What's that?
MAXWELLEDISON: How can you say that?
BufordTJustice: I just haven't seen her lately
MAXWELLEDISON: You are now on my death list.
BufordTJustice: She could have gotten old and chunky
MAXWELLEDISON: She's hot my friend.
BufordTJustice: Not the Elizabeth we knew in Adventures in Babysitting
MAXWELLEDISON: Very hot, she's going to start playing pro tennis.
BufordTJustice: I'll recend my statement when I see her
MAXWELLEDISON: Yeah, nice. Insult me and then wait till later.
MAXWELLEDISON: I see how you are.
MAXWELLEDISON: Next chick?

BufordTJustice: Jessica Beil
BufordTJustice: Biel
MAXWELLEDISON: What happened to the other Jessica Biel? The Flashdance one?BufordTJustice: Jennifer Beals
BufordTJustice: She was on the L-Word
BufordTJustice: still goddamn hot
MAXWELLEDISON: Actually the first movie I saw her (Jessica Biel) in was Blade 3, which turned me gay cuz Ryan Reynolds is the bomb.

BufordTJustice: ha
BufordTJustice: I saw her first in Seventh Heavan and still wanted to fuck her running sideways
MAXWELLEDISON: dude - learn to spell!
BufordTJustice: or type?
BufordTJustice: I can spell just fine
BufordTJustice: I can pronounce even better
MAXWELLEDISON: Either one, it's all good.
MAXWELLEDISON: When did you watch 7th Heaven?
MAXWELLEDISON: How much time do you have on your hands? Loser
BufordTJustice: and then I watched Dr. Phil
BufordTJustice: and cried
MAXWELLEDISON: You need Dr. Phil.

And there you have it.

Hopefully we'll post up more exciting conversations complete with inside jokes that totally screw with the premise of them being funny in the near future.